Jokes & Memes

Among an internet filled with clutter, there is ALWAYS room for humor. Some old stand by one liners and jokes from all over the internet which never fail to make me smile. If too silly, please step away from the window immediately!

Silly one-liners & wordplay:

  1. What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
    A: DAM!
  2. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    A: He did’t have any guts.
  3. A plateau is the highest form of flattery
  4. What do you call an alligator with GPS?
    A: A navigator
  5. Why did goofy throw the butter out of the window?
    A: Since he wanted to see a butter fly!
  6. What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
    A: Guardians of the Galaxy
  7. Each time after a murder, the police investigates the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage

A live meme collection for those stolen guffaws..

Some more humor is good for a bad situation – travel woes!

 

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